Character Descriptions:

Matthew Brown- Matthew(19) used to be a big child star from his toddler years until he was around the age of 10. Growing up acting every day of his life led Matthew to adopt multiple personalities and show them off in an extreme way. Now he is currently studying theater and lives in the Crazy Dorm with some of his best friends.

Betty Barker- Betty's(19) crazyness does not come from her psyche but instead from a deficiency of vitamin B12. She finds vitamin B12 adorable and thus refuses to eat anything that has it in it. This causes Betty to be very far-sighted, hard of hearing, incredibly sensitive to touch, sensitive to smell and also have an odd taste in food.

Tammy Woods- Tammy(19) is a latina schizophrenic who gave birth to a hallucination baby at the young age of 16. Although Tammy is arguably the craziest person in the dorm, she is completely unaware of her own level of insanity. In fact, Tammy both fears and strongly dislikes crazy people and assumes that they're a bad influence on her son(who doesn't even really exist)

Jamie Fuller- Jamie(18) is an incredibly competitive girl who was dared by her friend to do nothing but play World of Warcraft for an entire month. After that, Jamie had become obsessed and brainwashed by the game. Now she sees normal things as they are in the game itself and confuses fantasy with reality.

Joan Kraus- Joan(18) was convinced by her parents that she would someday become a singing sensation. Her own large ego and confidence in her singing ability had her convinced that she did not need any type of singing lessons. Unfortunately for Joan and all those around her, this resulted in her being tone-deaf. However, that won't stop Joan from reaching for her own ultimate goal: To be the next American Idol.

Carol Crow- Carol(18) is a complete nervous wreck. Growing up, Carol lived with her father who had short term memory loss. Unfortunately this meant that he would oftentimes forget to leave the door unlocked for Carol, forcing her to stay out back by the very spooky scarecrow. The scarecrow frightened her so much, that she began to adopt the personalities of the one thing that, ironically, didn't seem to be afraid of the scarecrow: Crows. Carol, having grown up around someone with short term memory loss, clings to Amy.

Amy Doyle- Amy(18) is an incredibly popular girl with short term memory loss. Her inability to remember any piece of information has led to Amy being quite the airheaded young girl. She worries very much so about how people view her and thus hangs out with Carol often. She believes that as long as someone as crazy as Carol is with her, people won't notice her disability.

Valerie Martin- Valerie(16) is a very gifted violin prodigy and music fanatic. Her advanced intelligence has allowed her to graduate high school very early and move onto college. No one really knows much about what's wrong with Valerie except for the fact that she's completely and utterly obsessed with music. Her obsession seems to sprout from the pressure put upon her by her famous composer father and music teacher mother.

Frank Leblanc- Frank(19) is an ex-steroid addict and Aphrodite's love interest. His insecurities lead him to attempt to prove his masculinity in every situation possible. This both tests many people's patients and sometimes gets him into trouble. He's also quite the womanizer although he usually finds himself being rejected.

Aphrodite Ashe- Aphrodite(19) is a teenage psychic and the love interest of Frank. She first discovered her powers at a game of bingo when she received a vision of each number that was going to be called seconds before it was. Although Aphrodite can only have useless visions about unimportant events, she enjoys them all the same.

Georgia Moore- Georgia(19) is a narcoleptic vegan with a passion for environmentalism. She used to be a big part of the ASPCA until she accidentally fell asleep on a professional acting hamster during the shooting of one of their commercials. Georgia was exiled from the ASPCA and the poor hamster was put into a full body cast. Though she doesn't live at the dorm, she's a close personal friend of all those who do.